OK, It’s July 5th. Summer’s About Over. Pool’s Closed
I live in Maine. Summer’s the nicest day of the year here.
(Thanks to longtime reader Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
Happy Independence Day From The Borderline Blog For Boys
Make sure to slap a dwarf in honor of our nation’s independence. Or you can grill hot dogs and set off firecrackers. It’s entirely up to you.
Let’s Play: Kill The Volvo
OK, maybe not kill The Volvo. Maybe dent the Volvo. Perhaps badly scratch the Volvo. Hows about ruin the Blue Book value of the Volvo?
Stand back. We’re going to attempt to discommode the Volvo apparatus.
We’re All Jacques Cousteau Now
When I was a kid we’d watch TV and there’s be these weird Frenchmen wearing banana hammocks and watch caps traveling the world in a rusty cruiser and pestering penguins and petrels alike. They went everywhere and did everything and took movies of it.
We’re all Jacques Cousteau now.