Borderline Sociopathic Russian Commuter
Here’s to you, Sergei, or Yevgeny, or Ivan, or whatever your name is. You know rules are for rubes, and rubles smooth over any misunderstandings with the politsiyeh over your innovative approach to commuting. You’re not rude — you’re inspired. Let the sheep keep it between the trees. You go your own way. Like a boss.