A Cube, Inside A Cube, Inside A Cube — Cubeception

A Cube, Inside A Cube, Inside A Cube — Cubeception

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That’s pretty metal. Heavy metal, if you know what I mean. If you get what I’m saying. If you catch my drift. If you’re latching onto this tangent. If you’re picking up what I’m laying down. If you zingle-bopping this here lindy-ham.

I’m sorry about that, I promise it won’t happen again. In short, I wanted to express how impressed I was by the quality of this fellow’s cubes. I’m darn impressed. If I was his supervisor, I’d put a little check mark next to his name on my clipboard. I’d fire him last.

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GOTTA GO FAST

GOTTA GO FAST

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvVXsXodp9A

I’m not a big fan of racing. I’ve never been very invested in races of any kind. I’ve seen NASCAR, Formula 1, Hydroplane Racing, rally racing, horse racing, dog racing, snail racing, homeless people racing; you name it, I’ve seen it. None of those races ever had me on the edge of my seat. I usually can’t pay attention to them for more than a few minutes without immediately falling asleep, but this race is different. The moment I saw that red marble, I was hooked.

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You, Too, Can Hit Stationary Targets With An Obsolete Sword

You, Too, Can Hit Stationary Targets With An Obsolete Sword

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My name is Rex, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of self defense that I developed over two seasons of fighting in my mother’s basement. It’s called Rex Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

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Wait A Minute — Are You Saying That Wrestling Is Fake?

Wait A Minute — Are You Saying That Wrestling Is Fake?

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Seems pretty legit to me. This is as real as real gets. It’s like CNN, the New York Times, and MSNBC had a semi-retarded lovechild; that’s how real it is. I can’t see a single element of this that’s forged, fabricated, counterfeited, or faked. This is some hard-hitting, bone-crunching, butt-clenching, face-melting wrestling going on, and I’m not going to stand for anyone telling me otherwise.

Macho Man Randy Savage would be proud to see this if he was still alive. He’s looking down on us from above right now, and he’s pleased, brother. Ooh, yeah, brother!

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