I’m Just-a Here For Da Mushrooms

I’m Just-a Here For Da Mushrooms

My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos — ruined dreams — this wasted land. But most of all, I remember The Road Warrior. The man we called “Mario.” To understand who he was, you have to go back to another time… when the world was powered by the black fuel — and the desert sprouted great cities of pipe and steel. Gone now –swept away. For reasons long forgotten, two mighty warrior tribes went to war, and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all.

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If It Doesn’t Shoot Flames I Don’t Want To Hear About It

If It Doesn’t Shoot Flames I Don’t Want To Hear About It

Luckily, everything on this fellow’s YouTube channel shoots flames or explodes, so we’re covered.

I’ve always wanted to make a jet engine of some sort. Maybe a pulsejet powered cruiser, or something like that. Unfortunately I don’t like working on my own, and it’s hard to find a good woman who’s interested in rocketry. Just finding someone who’s interested in making anything cool is quite difficult. All of my girlfriends refuse to construct flamethrowers with me. They won’t even stir the napalm.

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When Nerf Guns Aren’t Cutting It Anymore

When Nerf Guns Aren’t Cutting It Anymore

I know a lot of the videos that I post come with the warning “please don’t try this at home”. This is one of the few time when you’re supposed to try this at home. They encourage it. Even I think it would be a cool afternoon project for any young Blog for Boys reader. This is the sort of thing that can get you kicked out of school if you bring it in for show and tell, which makes it an ideal exactly our cup of tea. I might even make one or two if I can be bothered. Of course, I’ll probably get frustrated and buy a Nerf gun like a normal person, but I definitely get a gold star for effort.

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U Wot Mate? I’ll Bash Ur Head In, Mate

U Wot Mate? I’ll Bash Ur Head In, Mate

My name is Roo, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of self defense that I developed over two seasons of fighting down under. It’s called Roo Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a koala, the reflexes of a emu, and the wisdom of a kangaroo.

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