Luckily, everything on this fellow’s YouTube channel shoots flames or explodes, so we’re covered.
I’ve always wanted to make a jet engine of some sort. Maybe a pulsejet powered cruiser, or something like that. Unfortunately I don’t like working on my own, and it’s hard to find a good woman who’s interested in rocketry. Just finding someone who’s interested in making anything cool is quite difficult. All of my girlfriends refuse to construct flamethrowers with me. They won’t even stir the napalm.
It’s not their fault that they’re much more sensible than I am. I do have unusual tastes. I don’t have the scientific knowledge or scientific standards to back up my ideas. I know very little about physics. All I know is that stuff falls down most of the time. Mathematics escape me completely, and I’m completely useless at biology. It might come as a surprise, but I’m actually a chemistry expert. If you don’t believe me, allow me to lay some knowledge on you. I learned this at a party that I set on fire:
There are two gins in chemistry: oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin, and hydrogin is gin and water.
Well, I didn’t say that any of my chemistry expertise had a basis in reality — or chemistry.
[Many thanks to our good friend Charles Schneider for sending this video our way]