Polish Trash Barrel Explosion
The title says it all, really. There’s not a lot of exposition required. When you read the words, “Polish trash barrel explosion,” you pretty much know what you’re going to get.
On Today’s Episode of Driving While Cyrillic…
Yeesh. What is it about turning your “A”s upside down and your “R”s backwards that makes everyone into the Road Warrior? I’ve never seen so many accidents where everyone is at fault. The person crashing, the person they’re crashing into, the person that’s recording it — everyone’s always up to something in Russia. …
It’s a Thermite Launcher
That right there? That’s a thermite launcher. He’s made a thermite launcher. It launches thermite. That’s why they call it a thermite launcher. If it didn’t launch thermite, they might have called it something else. But it does. Launch thermite, I mean. That’s why they call it a thermite launcher. …
I Have No Idea What’s Going On
Well, it doesn’t appear to be a race, per se. They don’t seem to be going in any particular direction. The pits and the parking lot are the same thing. I can’t tell the difference between the audience and the participants. …