Well, it doesn’t appear to be a race, per se. They don’t seem to be going in any particular direction. The pits and the parking lot are the same thing. I can’t tell the difference between the audience and the participants.

There are people watching from behind the wall, and I figured they were spectators. Then one guy with the crappy Honda or Hyundai or whatever it was hit the wall, and everyone scrambled out onto the course to put the tires and the foam rubber back again. Who’s who, and what’s what with this race, if that’s what it is?

Maybe NASCAR should be like this. They should install crosswalks and bike lanes on the ovals, and let the spectators wander around willy-nilly. You could take off points for running them over. Or maybe give extra points for running over people on recumbent bicycles. I dunno. Don’t ask me. I have no idea what’s going on.