How To Defend Valašské Klobouky
OK, listen up. I’m only going to say this once, and then you’re on your own. The next time you invade the Anatolian peninsula, your very life might depend on it. I’m going to teach you how to handle Turkish archers.
It’s Surfing. You Know, Like, Real Surfing
I don’t have many rules. Phil Connors in Groundhog Day pretty much sums up the rules a regular guy needs:
Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don’t mix beer and wine ever. Oh yeah, don’t drive on the railroad tracks.
There’s wisdom there, and in his heart he knows it, even though he’s kvetching a bit.
Matchbox Cars >Hot Wheels. Discuss
Oh yeah. With God as my witness, Matchbox cars totally kicked Hot Wheel butt. I realize, however, that I’m the only person still breathing who thinks that.
For one thing, Matchbox cars were the last British cars that worked. It wasn’t long after this video was made that British industry switched over full time to manufacturing nothing but Lucas Replacement Wiring Harness Smoke kits, P/N 530433.
On Tomorrow’s Episode, We’ll Learn How To Treat Second Degree Burns
Tune in Friday to learn how to extinguish a tire fire.
Ah, male Americans. They get stuff done. But not only do they get stuff done, they get stuff done with whatever they have handy. Some use starter fluid, because they have starter fluid. Others use WD-40, because they have WD-40. I’m sure they’d try any fluid they have handy if they run out of that stuff. If it smells like a manicure parlor, spray it in there and let er rip.