Your big brother, too, by the looks of it.
This video appears to be mislabeled. I think these guys are Kazakhs, not Russians. Doesn’t matter. I imagine every country from Luxembourg to China has guys like these on staff.
Every once in a while, I see a YouTube video of an MMA fighter and a military member fighting. The MMA fighters fare pretty well, as a whole. There’s a problem. They’re “fighting.”
True Borderline Sociopathic Boys love robots. We don’t really care what kind. They can kill thousands with lasers, or one person at a time with crushie claws or regular bullets, makes no difference to us. Sexy robots are OK, too, as long as they eventually short their circuit boards and go on violent rampages. We’re open minded on the subject. But these robots are just wrong.
The robots in the video should be replaced by vacuous, unintelligent blonde women. Of course, the customers would be disappointed because even the most vacuous, unintelligent blonde woman in the world could be taught to mix drinks faster than these robots. They would only receive a short interlude of jiggling while the shaker was being used. It’s still better than watching a Roomba mix your drink.
Don’t put accelerants on bonfires? Says who? You’re not my real dad. You’re not my supervisor. Who died and put you in charge? Yeah, well, you and whose army is going to stop me?
Well, we like the video. Anybody who builds their own soap box derby racer without the soap box or the derby gets the BSBFB seal of approval. I could live without the Wiggles jumpsuits, but maybe their proper manly clothes are in the wash. They’re wearing motorcycle helmets for some reason. Maybe they own motorcycles. You never know.