Spiders are terrifying. That spider in particular is the most horrible little creature I have ever laid eyes on. If I ever encounter a spider of that size in real life I’m not sure what I would do. It’s not like we could kill it; that thing could take a shotgun blast to the abdomen and shake it off like it got hit with a spitball.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit — it’s the only way to be sure
I can do that, I just don’t want to.
I can do a quadruple back flip from a standing position, I’m just not motivated. I could tame a heard of wild Bengal Tigers using only my good looks and musk, but I’m not going to. The world isn’t ready for me yet, but I’ll be back tomorrow.
This video had the exact opposite effect on me; now I really want to go and do some drugs. You know, Advil, Ibuprofen, Tums, the wonder drugs that work wonders. Hardcore drugs. I don’t even have a headache or anything, I’m just not going to let some feminine gym teacher who gets his hair cut by Stevie Wonder tell me how to live my life. I’m standing up to the man, even if he doesn’t seem like much of a man, man.
Also, when he said chicken club I thought he was referring to an actual chicken club sandwich, so I’m thoroughly disappointed. I would much rather have a chicken club sandwich than drugs.
One hears such sounds, and what can one say but — Black MIDI.
In the name of everything that’s good and holy what in the world is Black MIDI? To be honest, I didn’t know what it was, so I looked it up so you don’t have to. Usually I’m very well versed in underground music scenes and genres and such, but this is the first one I’ve encountered that’s underground for a very obvious reason. Black MIDI is a genre of music where the composer layers MIDI tracks to make an unplayable piece of music with as many notes as possible in the hope that it will break whatever computer tries to play it.
If that’s not hardcore, I don’t know what is.
(Many thanks to official borderline sociopath, Charles Schneider for sending this one our way)