Unorganized Hancock have finally released their long-awaited Christmas album. Not to be confused with their Poorly Rapped Christmas Mixtape, the Poorly Wrapped Christmas Album is a new classic.
You can listen to it here: Poorly Wrapped Christmas Album by Unorganized Hancock
I’ve never been fond of dogs. I don’t dislike them exactly, but I don’t like them. You’re never supposed to trust a man who doesn’t like dogs and I would have to agree. I’m not very good company under the best circumstances, and hard times bring out the worst in me. Dogs can also put a damper on my mood.
You see, what we’re talkin’ about here is an organism that imitates other life-forms, and it imitates ’em perfectly. When this thing attacked our dogs it tried to digest them — absorb them, and in the process shape its own cells to imitate them.
Or it could just be winter in Western Maine. I can’t quite tell yet. Every time winter rolls around I feel like I’m staring in a remake of The Thing.