It’s All Conversation Until Walter Sobchak Shows Up
(Sent along by the man; the myth; the legend — Gerard at American Digest)
When I’m 90, I Plan On Going After The World Record In Keeping People Off My Lawn, Whether It’s Over Me Or Not. This Guy’s Pole Vaulting
90 year-old pole vaulter Dr. William Bell of Arkansas is the world record holder for pole vaulting in his age group. His son won an Olympic medal in the pole vault in 1984.
(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that along)
Everything Can Be Improved By Adding Robots. Even Soccer
Robots!
OK, that’s pretty cool. But where are the laser beams comin’ out of their eyes, and the rockets blastin’ out of their sleeves, and the nerve gas exhalations and the pain rays? I mean, really, people; the key to any sport is defense.
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!
Mmmm. Veal.