The Borderline Sociopathic Boy’s Guide To Rugby
What was that second thing, again? I missed it. Better watch it again.
Ruggers, Yo
It’s like soccer, only something actually happens.
Hurling. It’s Like Dodgeball, Only The Bullies Have A Stick To Beat You With, Too
Show a little mettle, lads. You’ve got a stick as well. That big fella oughta be picking up his teeth with his broken arm by the two-minute mark.
Plenty of hurling after the match, too, I imagine, after a trip to the pub.
Sport Is The School Of Rules
Class dismissed.