Interestingly, “The Homemade Russian Helicopters” Is The Name Of My Dave Clark Five Tribute Band. But I Digress
Because flying in aircraft made in a factory in Russia isn’t dangerous enough.
(via Small Dead Animals)
Totally Unsafe
The getaway driver didn’t appear to be wearing his seatbelt.
Enough To Stop Us Be Men!
As the famous philosopher Dirty Harry once said, A man’s got to know his limitations.
No, not this guy. He doesn’t have any limitations. You saw the video. He is the raison d’etre of the Borderline Sociopathic Blog for Boys. He is the ideal reader, and the subject matter. No, I’m the one that has to acknowledge my limitations, and I do so freely right here and now: I can never compete with Google Translate for writing comedy. Need proof? Here’s the notes appended to the video, translated into interplanetary, extraordinary Anglish, baby:
Our business is to be men, our business work. We did not make a beautiful stay in fitting and waiting in lines. We do not stand at the stove with a spatula, we are not talking this jacket. We do not go to the shops for fun – we do not like to walk. We like to work. Work – this is our style. We’re doing big things big funds. No, we did not declare war on you, we just say enough. Enough to stop us be men! We have our own shopping. We do not buy and acquire. We are not looking, and choose. And we do not sell – because this man is priceless.
By the way; the discerning Borderline Boy reserves the chainsaw for the rutabagas. Cabbage only needs a machete.
(Thanks to Жерар at Американский дайджест for sending that one along)
Never Give Up! Never Surrender!
Commander Taggart has saved us!
(Thanks to the lovely and talented Julie for sending that along. She’s currently raising her own crop of Honorary Borderline Sociopathic Boys, and just plain Honorary Boys)