I Think Dante Was On Deadline And Stopped Before He Got To The Circle In Hell Full Of Russian Accordionists
Bonus points for Trololo!
(Thanks to Жерар from Американский Digest for sending that one along)
Bonus points for Trololo!
(Thanks to Жерар from Американский Digest for sending that one along)
I’m beginning to wonder if anything ordinary happens in Russia.
Ah, mother Russia. The land of scrambled limbs and dashcams. Folderol and self-immolation. Their coat of arms is a fork in an outlet; their national anthem is a whoopee cushion under a faceplant. God bless them, and keep them. He must have a big collection of them by now; they burn bright but don’t last long.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along. He’s moved halfway to Russia to observe them more closely)
Climb into a plastic sphere and get rolled down a ski slope by the low bidder in a country where vodka is one of the four food groups. Brilliant!