Sometimes, There’s A Man…
I won’t say a hero, ’cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about Russian Speedo Dude here. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s the Russian Speedo Dude, crashing the aerobics class at the beach. And even if he’s a lazy man – and the Russian Speedo Dude was most certainly that — quite possibly the laziest in the remains of the Soviet Union, which would place him high in the runnin’ for laziest worldwide. But sometimes, there’s a man — sometimes, there’s a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But… aw, hell. I’ve done introduced him enough.