Cute and delicious. It’s a shame that pigs are made of bacon, otherwise no one would eat something so adorable. They’d be like dogs, but bigger and meaner. You wouldn’t eat a puppy, and you wouldn’t eat a full-grown dog, but you would most certainly eat a pig. At least, I know that most of my readers wouldn’t be interested in eating a dog. It really is a shame that widdle piggies are made of food.
There’s no rule saying dogs can’t play Jegna. That’s a no-brainer. The instruction manual would’ve said something about it otherwise. However, I’m pretty sure there’s an unspoken rule about playing with your mouth. You see, I figured the dog was playing so well because he used his canines to grab the blocks. I wanted to give this strategy a try in my next game. But when I tried it at last night’s party, everyone else kicked me out of the match and kept me away from the bar. Thus, I’m pretty sure it’s unacceptable for dogs to use their mouths to play Jenga. I also think dogs aren’t allowed to drink, either.
Every once in a while, the Blog For Boys has to do something to keep up the appearance that we’re a reputable site that’s suitable for viewing by most humans. We must dispel any notion that we’re secretly trying to control your mind with subliminal messages embedded in the text. Be sure todrink your ovaltine. One of the best ways to keep things on the straight and narrow, is to pay a cat tax to the Intertunnel gods. We’ve sunk to the lowest common denominator to make sure that things run smoothly over here at the Blog for Boys headquarters. Here’s a video of a cat having a religious experience — probably because he drank his Ovaltine.