Question: What’s The Difference Between Bagpipes And Your Bed?
Answer: You take your shoes off before you jump up and down on your bed.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along)
Repaint, And Thin No More
Ever listen to a metal song, only not a recording? Death, Thrash, Speed, whatever; they’re all the same. Play one on a Spanish guitar, and sing it in your best “Happy Birthday-grade” voice. They all sound like nursery rhymes.
Let’s examine the phenomenon of context in music:
Works backward, too.
(Thanks to Interpal Julie for sending the painting video along)
José, Can You See?
I don’t know anything, but I know if I tasked a true Borderline Sociopathic Boy with performing our national anthem, this is about what he’d come up with.
(Thanks to a true Borderline Sociopathic Boy, Charles Schneider, for sending that one along)
That’s Funny; I Can Make The Same Drumbeat By Putting The Cat In There And Turning It On
I’ll see your ten-year-old drummer, and raise a nine-year-old one:
(Thanks to Borderline friend Casey Klahn for sending that one along)