Give me a moment, I need to think of what genre this is. It’s definitely metal. It’s not very good metal, but it’s metal. It’s pretty heavy, but it’s much more than just heavy metal. It’s pretty harsh along with being heavy. Harsh heavy metal is pretty good, but it needs more adjectives. I’m pretty sure he’s only playing one note, so we can throw drone on top of that nice conga line of genres.
Okay, he’s playing harsh heavy drone metal with a hint of crabcore and a dash of paprika. Don’t laugh at this guy. I’m pretty sure the guitar player in U2 only knows one note, and he’s makin’ a living.
The U.S.S. Orson Welles Has Docked And Wishes To Say A Few Words
I feel like ole Orson was being a little harsh. Dean Martin didn’t even write That’s Amore, so you can’t blame him for that one. Anyways, things like that happen to the best of us. Once in a while you go on a 3-week bender, and by the time you sober up you’ve recorded a series of hit novelty records and have a hit Las Vegas show. It happens to me all the time.
My name is Aric, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of drumming that I learned over two seasons of fighting with every other member of my King Crimson tribute band. It’s called Aric Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to drum with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a drummer.
All he’s missing is a monkey. He’s got everything else he could possibly need to be a successful organ grinder. He’s got style, he’s got grace, he’s got a very grating song that goes on for too long — he’s got it all. If his monkey carried around a little cup, wore a tiny vest and fez, and existed, this fellow would already be part of the Organ Grinder Hall of Fame. He’d be the only person in the Organ Grinder Hall of Fame, but it’s something to hang your hat on.