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Give me a moment, I need to think of what genre this is. It’s definitely metal. It’s not very good metal, but it’s metal. It’s pretty heavy, but it’s much more than just heavy metal. It’s pretty harsh along with being heavy. Harsh heavy metal is pretty good, but it needs more adjectives. I’m pretty sure he’s only playing one note, so we can throw drone on top of that nice conga line of genres.

Okay, he’s playing harsh heavy drone metal with a hint of crabcore and a dash of paprika. Don’t laugh at this guy. I’m pretty sure the guitar player in U2 only knows one note, and he’s makin’ a living.

My name is Aric, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of drumming that I learned over two seasons of fighting with every other member of my King Crimson tribute band. It’s called Aric Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to drum with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a drummer.

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