Oh Yeah? Well Buddy Rich Could Do That While Wearing A 3-Piece Suit. Your Move, Duder
My name is Aric, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of drumming that I learned over two seasons of fighting with every other member of my King Crimson tribute band. It’s called Aric Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to drum with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a drummer.
At Aric Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you’re gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? Take a look at what I’m wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it! Now, for only $300 you can sign up right now — for my eight-week program.
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Funny you should mention Buddy Rich. I was on a first name basis with Mr. Rich. When I was in college, I worked as a security guard (heavily armed) at Sammy Davis Jr.’s house. Mr Rich would visit, and often stay until the sun came up. I called him, “Mr. Rich,” and he called me, “Shut up and open the gate, kid.”