Wow. That dude is going 91 KPH. I have no idea what KPH stands for. It sounds impressive, though. The videographer could have translated into something usable for competent humans who use the Imperial system, but they must have been too busy high-fiving and whatnot.
There’s something calm about longboarding videos. You see them rolling, and you get the same feeling you’d have if you rolled down the window of your car and cruised along a winding road out in the willie wacks.
Dude, first of all, that’s a gnarly setup you’ve got there bro. Don’t let me harsh your sweet vibes because I’m picking up a lot of good vibes, man. But, dude, don’t you think there are, like, safer ways to deliver pizzas? Seriously, dude, let your freak flag fly and everything, but one rock could nerf your whole operation. And I mean, take it down, man; all the way down.
Scared. Discomfited, really. I started to squirm in my seat. About halfway through, I grew almost terrified. I kept on having this vision. It was awful.
Oh, the guy longboarding down a luge run? That was nothing. A trifling thrill for a true Borderline Sociopathic Boy. I just got to wondering if somewhere, a man and a woman was looking at each other and saying, “Listen, honey, they’re playing our song.”