Dude, first of all, that’s a gnarly setup you’ve got there bro. Don’t let me harsh your sweet vibes because I’m picking up a lot of good vibes, man. But, dude, don’t you think there are, like, safer ways to deliver pizzas? Seriously, dude, let your freak flag fly and everything, but one rock could nerf your whole operation. And I mean, take it down, man; all the way down.
Scared. Discomfited, really. I started to squirm in my seat. About halfway through, I grew almost terrified. I kept on having this vision. It was awful.
Oh, the guy longboarding down a luge run? That was nothing. A trifling thrill for a true Borderline Sociopathic Boy. I just got to wondering if somewhere, a man and a woman was looking at each other and saying, “Listen, honey, they’re playing our song.”