Hello ladies, I know you’re out there. No need to hide. I’ve seen you lurking on the blog, and I appreciate it. Even though it’s called the Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys, I like to think that we can entertain anyone. Some of my readers aren’t Sociopatic Boys, they’re just Sociopathic, and that’s alright in my books.
I’ve been in the music business for a long time, and I know a hit when I hear one. I can tell you without a shadow of doubt in my mind, that this will be a hit. Packaged correctly, with some nice album art, and a few killer filler tracks to buff up the middle part of the record, this could sell upwards of 20 copies. I guarantee it.
That’s a funny way of playing baseball. I’ll admit that it’s marginally more interesting than regular baseball, but I have no idea what’s going on in both cases. Although sports in general are not my strong suit, I can easily see that they’re not too familiar with the subtleties of Major League Baseball. First off, you’re supposed to attack the umpire with a sword, not the baseball. Baseballs are expensive.
While it’s against my religion to eat any form of vegetable that hasn’t been deep fried and inserted into a well-cooked turkey, I’ll admit that I’m all for blowing them up with high explosives. Of course, these are more along the lines of medium explosives , but you try explaining that to a TSA agent in a pinch. They don’t care if it’s high, low, or medium explosives; they’re giving you a cavity search, and that’s final.