We Can’t All Be Heroes
Let’s face it. We don’t all want to drink ink and stab ourselves with forks. Play with fire and dive under ice. We don’t all have the time to ski an avalanche, and we don’t get bonus double points on our credit card by expensing trips to bear wrestling exhibitions. But we deserve to have our every damp fart videoed and posted on YouTube, don’t we? We’re citizens! We matter!
I can’t tell if the video is for regular-ass people, or for regular ass-people. Proper punctuation is so important.
You Heard It Here Second
Still 114 percent better than Michele Tafoya
Seems Pretty Light On Slim Jims To Me. Well, Whaddya Expect From A Guy Wearing Gloria Vanderbilt Eyeglasses. He Won’t Last An Hour
(Thanks to BSBFB devotee Vanderleun, who knows this ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco, for sending that one along)