How To Grow A Moustache
I didn’t realize eating raw onions had medicinal qualities. I just do it for the flavor. But then again, behind my moustache is another fist.
Amazing how many knockoff Borderline Sociopathic Blogs there are now.
Borderline. Greatest. Stop-Motion. Evar.
And to think me and my little brother had to settle for shooting rubber bands at green army men.
A Termite Walks Into A Bar And Says…
“Where’s the bar tender?”
This has to be considered the Large Hadron Collider of ba-dum-tish experimentation.
(Thanks to rob bariton for sending this one along)
How To Survive A Robot Uprising
I take the long view on such matters. Play a deep game. I keep the humidity levels in my surrounding at heightened levels at all times. Corrosion, baby!