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Tenk Fort!

Tenk Fort!

If you’re not in the know, tenk fort means “think fast” in Norwegian. Each in their own way, I think everyone in the video manages to think fast. They all seemed to decide in an instant whether to catch or not catch the objects thrown to them. Doing nothing by design is a decision, isn’t it? And deciding to do nothing in a hurry is certainly one definition of tenk fort.

However, the BSBFB would like to encourage more people need to lighten up. When a nord starts throwing fruit at you, don’t scowl and slink away. Embrace those bananas with open arms. Think of all the times you needed a banana, and didn’t have one. I bet every person has had a banana crisis of some sort. Take all the emotions from that dark period and channel them into your new outlook on life. When life give you lemons, at least catch them. You may not want to make lemonade, but it’s always handy to have a projectile to hurl back at people who throw stuff at you.

Pay Attention James, This Pen That Dispenses Condiments and Sprinkles Might Save Your Life

Pay Attention James, This Pen That Dispenses Condiments and Sprinkles Might Save Your Life

Way out West there was this fella — fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Q. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Q, he called himself Q. Now, Q— he didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise.

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Sherlock Holmes Really Let Himself Go

Sherlock Holmes Really Let Himself Go

Way out West there was this fella — fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Sir Digby Chicken Caesar, he called himself Sir Digby Chicken Caesar. Now, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar— he didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise.

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