Let’s face it. We don’t all want to drink ink and stab ourselves with forks. Play with fire and dive under ice. We don’t all have the time to ski an avalanche, and we don’t get bonus double points on our credit card by expensing trips to bear wrestling exhibitions. But we deserve to have our every damp fart videoed and posted on YouTube, don’t we? We’re citizens! We matter!

I can’t tell if the video is for regular-ass people, or for regular ass-people. Proper punctuation is so important.