I So Very Much Want One Of These, And I Don’t Fix Cars
I want to remove the rugs from my house and do every damn thing in that chair.
You’re Not A True Borderline Sociopathic Boy…
… unless people say, “Well, that’s one way to do it,” whenever you do anything.
I’ll Take Everything But The Oink, Thanks
My parents told me to stay away from strange men with coke-bottle glasses and huge knives that mutter to themselves all the time.
What did they know?
The Proper Borderline Sociopathic Boy Pledges Himself To Get Really Good At Something
The mundane is an art, if you’re an artist.