Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills. You Know, Like Nunchuku Skills, Bow Hunting Skills, Tape Measure Skills…
Thanks to Charles at JohnnyGlendale for sending this along.
What Self-Respecting Six-Year-Old Boy Wouldn’t Want This Job ?
Or Batman. You could be Batman. That would be OK, too.
How To Move A Piano
Version One: Use your head, your back, and simple machines.
Version Two: Use your fingers, your sense of humor, and complex machines.
Hey Mister
Hey mister whatcha doin’ can I help can I watch hey mister that’s a big truck hey mister someday I’ll drive a big truck or be a baseball player that has his own truck hey mister is that your name on your shirt hey mister what does is say I can’t read.
Hey mister.