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Silly Me. I Always Thought A “Romanian Paint Job” Was A Wrestling Move

Silly Me. I Always Thought A “Romanian Paint Job” Was A Wrestling Move

The Borderline Sociopathic Boy is resourceful. Not like a Boy Scout. Boy Scouts wear sashes like beauty queens and help old ladies across the street. The Borderline boy wears Methyl Ethyl Ketone aftershave and works in the clothes he slept in.

And while they are as level-headed as the next guy would be while producing the Venturi effect with their own exertions, every once in a while they inhale when they’re supposed to be exhaling. But then they save on their bar bill, and come out ahead anyway.

(Thanks to friend of the BSBFB Charles Schneider for sending that one along)

Remember, Kids: Chicks Dig A Digger

Remember, Kids: Chicks Dig A Digger

It’s telling that you can find dozens of dupes of this video on the Intertunnels, and not one person that uploads it has any idea what to call a front end loader. Our little operator in the video is only five years old, according to the video — and looks it — and he’s deftly operating it, while the entire population of the Intertunnel is at a loss as to what to even call a machine that does real work in the real world.

Typing gibberish with your thumbs is not an important skill, kids. Get one.

(Thanks to BSBFB devotee Joan of Argghh for sending that one along)