Now that’s the sort of ingenuity I like to see. You get fresh air flowing through your hair, your car gets to where it needs to be, and you still have time to smoke a cig. I’m very impressed. If you don’t think that this is the most impressive display of Russian nonsense you’ve ever seen, you’re not allowed to be my friend.
Welcome everybody to Dimitri’s benevolent, government-approved music of the people television showing! Everyone is happy, having fun, fun, fun! Look at all of the women we have brought from the happy-goodtime work-vacation camps. All of them are strong like bull. They do their part to crush filthy, capitalist dogs and Western fatcat bullies underneath the mighty foot of our democratic people’s republic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-lk8ESNT04
I can see by the look on their face that they’re Bosnian. It’s a very common problem they have. No, being Bosnian isn’t the issue here. I can see that they’re having some difficulties with their Frisbee. I too have struggled with Frisbee use, so I can understand their pain. I hope that they get the help they need.
It’s been so long since I was licensed to operate a Frisbee, that I too have forgotten hot to use it. Perhaps you fill it full of flaming gasoline and dump it into invading Soviet tanks? No wait — that’s not quite right.
Way out East there was this fella — fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of GIF Guy. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. GIF Guy, he called himself the GIF Guy. Now, GIF Guy — that’s a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the GIF Guy that didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise.