Now that’s the sort of ingenuity I like to see. You get fresh air flowing through your hair, your car gets to where it needs to be, and you still have time to smoke a cig. I’m very impressed. If you don’t think that this is the most impressive display of Russian nonsense you’ve ever seen, you’re not allowed to be my friend.

This idea is on par with the cotton gin, the typewriter, and Crystal Pepsi. This is the best thing to come out of Russia since vodka. I wouldn’t be surprised if this started catching on in Western countries — you know, like Poland. Maybe even the Slovenia.