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If All Your Friends Strapped Cameras To Themselves And Jumped Off A Building Would You Do It Too?

If All Your Friends Strapped Cameras To Themselves And Jumped Off A Building Would You Do It Too?

Many of you may not know this, but people did interesting things before Go Pro cameras were invented. Great adventures were had by great adventurers and there was no one there to tape it. People took risks without having a hundred bystanders crawling under up their nose with camera phones waiting for them to fall down in an amusing way, and I don’t think they minded.

This video is refreshing because it seems to just be a guy doing his thing. I guarantee you he does crap like this every day for giggles and this is the first time anyone told him to film it. People like this fellow don’t need any incentive to push themselves to the edge. They do it for the same reasons a normal person takes a dump; it needs to be done so they do it.

(Many thanks to Charles Schneider for sending this one along)

Flying Is Just Incompetent Falling

Flying Is Just Incompetent Falling

Flying goes against everything a human is meant to do. You have to be really bad at everything to be able to fly. You would have to be the sort of person who ate the gum off the bottom of their desk and called the teacher mommy in grammar school to fly. It seems like they don’t get the concept it all. We’re here on the ground with an obvious lack of wings or flying ability of any sort, and somehow there are still people who forget that gravity exists. Someone should offer night classes or something on how to not fly, or run a PSA about the dangers of jumping off cliffs.

(Many thanks to Gerard at American Digest for passing this one along)

Whenever You Take A Selfie The Communists Win

Whenever You Take A Selfie The Communists Win

Unbelieveable, absolutely unbelievable. The man is on top of a building so high that if you dropped a penny off the side it would rip the spine out of any pedestrian it hit, and he checks his phone for text messages. That’s something you do waiting in line at the DMV or at your grandma’s funeral, not while one thousand some odd feet in the air. Wave, scream, laugh, cry, jump, do a flip, I don’t really care. Please stop playing with your stupid phone.

This whole selfie business has got to stop. If you want to take a picture of something, take its damn picture. Don’t insert yourself in every photo for the sake of seeing your face plastered on everything. You’re not Stalin, the proletariat aren’t going to erect you an effigy on every street-corner.

You’re not as interesting as you think you are and your family likes to pretend you’re adopted.

Gravity Is Just A Suggestion Anyways

Gravity Is Just A Suggestion Anyways

This guy was about three inches away from making a LiveLeak video, but it didn’t pan out so he’s going to have to settle for YouTube. I can only assume he was hired to make a video titled “Basejumper Horrendously Rips Legs Off And Crashes Into Building”, but decided that he wasn’t getting paid enough to follow through. He still managed to drag his butt along the mountainside the way a dog wipes his butt on a carpet, so he got pretty darn close.

I’m not all too impressed though. Until he can do all that without spilling his beer there’s really no point in going on.