Flying Is Just Incompetent Falling
Flying goes against everything a human is meant to do. You have to be really bad at everything to be able to fly. You would have to be the sort of person who ate the gum off the bottom of their desk and called the teacher mommy in grammar school to fly. It seems like they don’t get the concept it all. We’re here on the ground with an obvious lack of wings or flying ability of any sort, and somehow there are still people who forget that gravity exists. Someone should offer night classes or something on how to not fly, or run a PSA about the dangers of jumping off cliffs.
(Many thanks to Gerard at American Digest for passing this one along)
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No background music? Huh. I thought there was something built into the wings of those squirrel suits that vibrated in such a way that AWOLNATION or some sort of dubstep resonated out automatically.
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