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A Cube, Inside A Cube, Inside A Cube — Cubeception

A Cube, Inside A Cube, Inside A Cube — Cubeception

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That’s pretty metal. Heavy metal, if you know what I mean. If you get what I’m saying. If you catch my drift. If you’re latching onto this tangent. If you’re picking up what I’m laying down. If you zingle-bopping this here lindy-ham.

I’m sorry about that, I promise it won’t happen again. In short, I wanted to express how impressed I was by the quality of this fellow’s cubes. I’m darn impressed. If I was his supervisor, I’d put a little check mark next to his name on my clipboard. I’d fire him last.

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GOTTA GO FAST

GOTTA GO FAST

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvVXsXodp9A

I’m not a big fan of racing. I’ve never been very invested in races of any kind. I’ve seen NASCAR, Formula 1, Hydroplane Racing, rally racing, horse racing, dog racing, snail racing, homeless people racing; you name it, I’ve seen it. None of those races ever had me on the edge of my seat. I usually can’t pay attention to them for more than a few minutes without immediately falling asleep, but this race is different. The moment I saw that red marble, I was hooked.

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You, Too, Can Hit Stationary Targets With An Obsolete Sword

You, Too, Can Hit Stationary Targets With An Obsolete Sword

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My name is Rex, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of self defense that I developed over two seasons of fighting in my mother’s basement. It’s called Rex Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

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Bad Droids, Bad Droids

Bad Droids, Bad Droids

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=96&v=-EDiQXhYIKY

I watched Star Wars once, I think. I can remember some of the famous lines like: these are definitely the droids you’re looking for, mays the forces be withs yous, and beam me up, Scotty. Yes, I remember now. I watched all the Star Wars movies in one sitting after being immobilized due to a bad accident. My bottom had to be placed in a large, stainless steel butt cast, which kept me in bed for about a month. I call it an accident, but it was a lot more complicated than that. I got my butt kicked after telling the wrong person that I didn’t particularly like Sultans of Swing. The cast had a large hatch, so I could go poop, but the zipper didn’t work very well.

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