When life hands you lemons, you’re supposed to make lemonade, I guess. That’s what I heard, anyway. When life hands me lemons, I throw them back, hard, at life. That makes life think twice about handing me lemons, I tell you what. The same thing works with doctors and apples. An apple, if thrown hard enough, will keep the doctor away.

Anyway, if life hands you a bass, I guess you can make banjo-ade out of it. This guy did.