It’s easy to master any instrument. But that would take time and practice –you know, effort — and I doubt you wanna deal with all that. Why not invent your own instrument, like this bellowphone here? You’ll immediately be a virtuoso. Same way an architect who builds his own house doesn’t get lost in it. He planned every nook and cranny of the place. A man who builds his own instrument knows every nuance of his creation. He doesn’t need as much practice to master said creation. Since no one else knows how to play, technically, you don’t need any practice to be world-class at it. In a world class of one, you’re always the valedictorian.