You know what? I want to set a world record. I’ve been thinking about the record for “largest laptop pyramid.” It’s like those card pyramids, except done with laptops. First, I’m gonna go out and buy several hundred laptops. I don’t have those yet.

And if I don’t set the world record for “largest laptop pyramid,” I will certainly set the world record for “most money hemorrhaged in a single day.” It’s win-win!