Ah, George of the Jungle. For readers of the BSBFB of a certain age, George of the Jungle will always be an amusing cartoon. For some reason, chicks prefer the live-action movie with Brendan Fraser in a buttflap. Chicks are weird, ain’t they? And what is it with chicks and horses, anyway?

At any rate, it may be time for a new version of George of the Jungle. I hereby nominate George of the Cliff Face here. Of course the theme song will require a rewrite:

George, George, George of the cliff face
Soaring like a hawk
Ahhh
Watch out for that rock!

George, George, George of the cliff face
Destined for the doc
Ahhh!
Watch out for that rock!

When he gets in a scrape
He makes his escape
And pays for the hospital
With this videotape

Then away he’ll schlep
With his internet rep
While YouTube and Instagram
Stay in step with

George, George, George of the cliff face
Next time check the wind sock
Ahhh!
Watch out for that (Ahhh) (Oooh) rock!

(Thanks to longtime reader Charles Schneider for sending that one along)