Sorry Fellas, I Need To Go Back, I Forgot The Beer
Sometimes being the life of the party is daunting. When interesting conversation isn’t cutting it anymore, you either have to bring a lot of booze, or throw yourself into the pool unexpectedly. If you’re really having trouble getting noticed by the fine chicas poolside, you can always try driving your car into the pool. Driving a car into the pool can be expensive, however, so most people stick to throwing themselves in, or maybe a rattlesnake or a baby alligator or something. Of course you can base jump into the pool from a nearby skyscraper if you can’t afford a case of beer. However, if it’s your first base jump, experts advise that you wear an adult diaper. No one except Bill Murray will think you’re cool if they find a Baby Ruth in the pool.