This is so eleventy. Why are you jumping off things? Why not is the only answer. You have to jump off things in order to land on the ground so you can race up the stairs and take the elevator to the top to jump off things again.

You have to keep on jumping off things until your walker keeps you from going up the stairs, or until your chute doesn’t open. Either way, no one will ever say, “That guy never jumped off nothing.”