Do You Want Karate?

Do You Want Karate?

Sweet bo staff skills. He seems a little riled up though. Maybe someone should go tell him to calm down. On second thought that doesn’t sound like a good idea. Someone, please go tell him that the judges are scared and they want to go home. They’ve also asked me to add “Please, we have families. For the love of God don’t hurt us.” But there’s no way I’m approaching our little manic friend after a performance like that.

The judges need to accept the facts.That bo staff kid is out there. He can’t be bargained with. He can’t be reasoned with. He doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead — or you give him a participation award and a juice box.

3 thoughts on “Do You Want Karate?

  1. Wow, he’s like the reincarnation of Harald I, only this time with ninja skills. Perhaps instead of unifying Norway, this time around he’ll Minnesota Viking again.

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