For a real man, watching this feller completely rehab this 1950s Kango jackhammer is better than watching Raquel Welch go-go dance. It’s better than watching Scarlett Johansson eat jello without a spoon handy. It’s better than Marilyn Monroe waiting for the subway to go by. It’s even better than eating baked beans straight out of the can while standing in the kitchen in your underwear, watching wrestling on a countertop TV.

I think I might have over-shared there.