You have the right to remain Russian and to refuse to use turn signals. The total destruction of wide swathes of urban roadside objects and other cars may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to crash into an attorney before colliding with a police car, and to have an attorney present, lying in the road or on a gurney, during questioning.
If you cannot afford eyeglasses or Lasik surgery, a co-pilot who mumbles directions will be appointed for you before you bang a youie on the highway if you wish. If you decide to cross three lanes, a median strip, and a sidewalk without signaling, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop babbling Cyrillic nonsense at any time until you find an attorney’s car to crash into. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to drive in Russia without an ambulance present?