Okey dokey, then.

This is what we’re talking about here on the BSBFB. We’re poor, witless males. We have no idea what makes us ride bicycles six inches from certain sudden whoopsie, while females go shoe shopping. We’re stupid. We admit that.

But stupid people do everything worthwhile in this world, don’t they? Smart people play it smart. They never ask, “What does this button do?” They never wonder what might happen if they just sailed west until scurvy or Central America set in. It never occurs to them to ride their (recumbent) bicycles anywhere but in marked lanes. Let’s hear it for stupid male people!

(Many thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)