Boston Dynamics serves up another batch of Intertunnel-approved nightmare-fuel to haunt our hearts and minds for the next few weeks. Thanks to them, we can look forward to living in a world where our robot overlords can walk over uneven ground with relative ease. God help us all when they start trying to make the robots look more human. That’s a rabbit hole of weird no one should ever go down.

Don’t come crying to me when you people finally bring about our fiery end by endowing robots with super-intelligence and a very flexible sense of morality. I tried to warn you. You just wouldn’t listen.