What to know you you can tell this guy is a real drummer? He used the word undecisive to describe something. That’s very drummer-esque of him. Although, that sort of language is very typical for guitar players and bassists, drummers have a very nuanced version that is entirely their own.

Did you know that in some cultures, drummers can communicate with each other entirely in grunts and hand motions? I have been studying musicians for some time now, and drummers seem to be the most bizarre out of them all. Many drummers don’t need to eat food or drink water. They sustain themselves entirely off of whey powder and protein shakes.

If you ever encounter a drummer in the wild, don’t be afraid. Although they might have an outwardly aggressive demeanor, they are extremely docile when handled properly. As long as you don’t feed them after midnight, or get them wet, everything will be fine.