I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE — And Crumpets
Far beyond the Crazy World of Arthur Brown, we have the Slow Mo Guys. From what I can tell, their entire job revolves around breaking, blowing up, eating, puking, stabbing, slashing, shooting, and eviscerating random objects and filming it with a slow-motion camera. If I could give them some sort of award for awesomeness, I would, but they already have my dream job, so the only thing I’ll give them is my burning jealousy.
I wonder how you go about getting a job like this. It seems like the first thing you need is a slow-motion camera. Do you have to build your own slow-motion camera from scratch, or can you find them growing in the wild? After that, all you need is a friend to abuse and a few melons to pack with C4, and you’re on your way to Intertunnel stardom. Having a funny little accent doesn’t hurt either.