That’s not my department, says Charles Darwin. It doesn’t rhyme, but it’s close enough.

Birds are enormously stupid. I’ve felt this way for a long time, but I never thought I’d have the chance to express my deepest emotions regarding birds. I know that isn’t politically correct to say anything negative about birds, but they really have it coming this time. Want to know why I think they’re so hideously, absurdly idiotic? The darn thing says trap right on the front and they still fly into it. Absolutely disgusting.

Here’s another fellow who shares my disdain for birds, Nazis, and nearly everything else.