I don’t understand, why are they turning right? They seem to be making a slight left turn first and then a right; why are they doing that? I can’t think of any reasonable explanation for why they make both left and right turns. I know the Europeans do some weird stuff, but a track with multiple different turning directions is absurd. I mean, they call soccer football, and football American football, but this is crossing the line. They’re breaking international laws of some kind. We sorted this all out after we curb-stomped Fritz in WWI. No more large armies, no more invading France for giggles, and no right turns.

If I wasn’t so appalled by their lack of respect for everything good in the world I’d almost be impressed. They are going awful fast, and I like things that go fast. If right turns weren’t a crime against man and nature I’d say F1 racing was pretty darn cool. I’d like to see those babies make a few more left turns, though. Get them on a proper speedway, and then we’ll talk. I bet they’d really like the bits where they turn left, those are my favorite.