I Don’t Know What To Say Anymore

I Don’t Know What To Say Anymore


The commies have officially broken me. I don’t know how I’m going to live with myself after this. There’s too much going on for me to even describe how I feel. It’s like the Hindenburg all over again. Oh, the humanity! Saying this is the worst thing I’ve ever witnessed is an understatement. I’d avert my eyes, but the images have been burned into my retinas. I don’t know what’s happening, I don’t want to know, and I hope no one will ever tell me.

If the video wasn’t recorded using a potato running at one frame per hour, then I might have had a shot at actually figuring out what’s going on. Even then I don’t think I’d have any real chance. Too much has gone wrong in the world. We’ve gone past the point of no return. It’s only downhill from here. My confusion is palpable. Why is that man being run over by a half track? Why does he have a torch? Why did he set that half track on fire? Why did that flaming man decide to take a nap? Please send help, I need an adult.

3 thoughts on “I Don’t Know What To Say Anymore

  1. I did this. Twice. Except my version was a pretend molly cocktail, and I was in a foxhole. But, the M-60 tank was real, so there you have it.

    What I see in this film is Viking-helmet-dude crawling along the snow with a torch, then lighting the pretend engine area of a stand-in for a tank. I expect we’re thinking of a Russian tank, since there aren’t any serious numbers of American tanks in Europe, and any other “NATO” countries’ tanks all feature a permanent white flag across the hull.
    The flaming driver is a nice touch. Perhaps they want an Oscar or something. The part I dug was how he lost his Viking horns under the tractor. Adds a sense of pathos.
    Okay now? You’re welcome.

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